i was watching a cop show with my family and a suspect was holding a piece of evidence and without thinking i said “is that a nipple clamp” (it was a watch) and now my family calls me nipple clamp and ive never regretted a comment more
Dude, you still got me.
I had you before.
Yeah, and y o u s t i l l g o t m e , okay?
"I’m totally an anxious mess all the time. There’s a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it’s just reminding me of all the failures that I have had, and all of the things I need to do, and all of the things I’m not doing good enough."
ew no boys have cooties and by cooties i mean centuries’ worth of institutionalized privilege
Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this
HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY TO theteenagehorror!!!!!!!! I wanted to make you something cute but then it just ended up as a creepy beat up nogitsune stiles, but that’s like the same thing right